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“i haven't given 21st birthday presents to two of my best friends, because i couldn't think of what to give them. it was over a year ago, and I still haven't found a gift.”

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“Earlier this week I told all of my buddies that I had beat Guitar Hero 3 on Expert! They were really happy for me and even made a comic about it: http://www.leonardscomic.com/comic/70/ Just right now I was looking aback at ...”

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“I'm a lesbian but pretending to be strait to have a kid and planning to fuck the guy over”

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“You have a lovely great site ... i want you to contact have for make great relations!!! http://is.gd/rP1T have Herald”

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“I had sex with my aunt and I fucked her in the ass.”

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“http://inplacenews.files.wordpress.com/2...”

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“I'm the guy who made Micahel Jackson turn white”

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“I take bites out of avocados while they're still on the trees. I blame the possums. Bad possum! Bad!”

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“I'm in love with my boyfriend of almost 5 months. He loves me just as much. We don't go to the same school and we live two cities away from eachother. I see him almost every weekend but during the ...”

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“When I was like 10 a couple times I pretended to be scared of the dark so I could masterbate in my grandmas bead while she was sleeping, my boyfriend used to do the same thing, but in his g ...”

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