Confession

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“as cheesy as it sounds yesterday i actually tried dropping my pencil, so that my goddess of a teacher would bend down and pick it up! in the movies it always works, so i thought why not? unfortunately she not ...”

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“I met my boyfriend on the Internet.”

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“I think i'd fuck anything with tits.”

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“I steal images from http://istockphoto.com/”

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“When I was like 10 a couple times I pretended to be scared of the dark so I could masterbate in my grandmas bead while she was sleeping, my boyfriend used to do the same thing, but in his g ...”

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“I hate my wife and kids...I'm tired of being a husban and a father”

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“i love pretending to be someone i'm not in internet chat rooms, its all harmless i just like the fact i can make up my whole life”

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“I found some confidential documentation that was supposed to have been filed over a year ago. Instead of admitting that I hadn't filed it and tracking down the proper file, I shredded it.”

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“you were the first person to make me cum during sex, but then you got cocky so i'm back to faking it again. it just makes you even more cocky, but you can't enjoy sex unless you think i'm enjoying ...”

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“I periodically write bad code and assign a junior to fix it.”

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