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“I love my boyfriend's best friend/roommate, but it will never happen. We were drunk one time, and everyone else was gone or passed out, and we kissed. I stopped it, it would have started something very bad (but good :(”

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“i sometimes talk to my wife about having an open marriage. she thinks its a big joke, and i go along. but really, theres nothing i want more than to have sex with other women, its a natural part of ...”

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“I put my penis in a goldfish bowl”

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“i work at mcdonalds and steal so much money, simply by neglecting to ring up orders or parts of orders. i dont feel bad, at all. i regret that i didnt start doing this sooner. we're getting cameras next week.”

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“When I was in grade school I raced a girl who was crippled - at the starting line upon the "GO" I pushed her over and ran to the mudroom "Finishline" and screamed "I won!" God help me!”

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“I let my dog hump my leg for about 10 minutes before he stopped. To be honest it turned me on a little.”

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“I'm over 20 and I still suck my thumb. I quit for about 10 years but came back to it recently. It relaxes more than a glass of wine!”

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“When I was in primary school, I shit in the urinal. I had just finished pissing, and I had the most urgent need to shit in my life (only happened once since - the urge to shit that badly). If ...”

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“I almost broke up with my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years the other night. He spends more time with his friends than me, and I'm feeling ignored. He pays the most attention to me when we're in bed and he ...”

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“I leave the house about once every two or three days, and this is typically just a 20 minute run up to the store. I talk to a friend about once a month. My days are spent sitting in front ...”

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