Confession

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“I hate my wife and kids...I'm tired of being a husban and a father”

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“My girlfriend used to have sex with me everyday. Now I get it once or twice a month. There's a girl I want to screw who lives in London, but I feel stuck in this boring relationship.”

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“I almost broke up with my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years the other night. He spends more time with his friends than me, and I'm feeling ignored. He pays the most attention to me when we're in bed and he ...”

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“I let my dog hump my leg for about 10 minutes before he stopped. To be honest it turned me on a little.”

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“When I was in grade school I raced a girl who was crippled - at the starting line upon the "GO" I pushed her over and ran to the mudroom "Finishline" and screamed "I won!" God help me!”

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“i sometimes talk to my wife about having an open marriage. she thinks its a big joke, and i go along. but really, theres nothing i want more than to have sex with other women, its a natural part of ...”

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“I put my penis in a goldfish bowl”

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“I take bites out of avocados while they're still on the trees. I blame the possums. Bad possum! Bad!”

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“I leave the house about once every two or three days, and this is typically just a 20 minute run up to the store. I talk to a friend about once a month. My days are spent sitting in front ...”

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“Last night my cousin and I got a little drunk at a party and I ended up fucking her brains out. I have always thought she was attractive, but we are cousins so she was off limits, but man she ...”

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