Confession

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“I pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. I hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. I'm so blessed to be pregnant - he doesn't know yet.”

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“I am personally responsible for sending a bunch of men and woman to kill and die in Iraq. I want to the do the same thing in Iran too.”

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“I cheated on my girlfriend with 7 girls and never wore a condom.”

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“I've been having sex with my 23 year old cousin for about 6 months now...she's just told me she's pregnant and that the baby is mine. both our parents are gonna freak when they find out as she doesn't believe ...”

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“i'm the guy who invented Peanut Butter Jelly Time”

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“i stopped taking my birth control two weeks ago in hopes of getting pregnant. i think it worked already.”

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“i want to break up with my current boyfriend. i hate being alone so i'll stay with him until someone else comes along. i am not in love with him. he loves me. he's more of a nuisance than anything ...”

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“I fucked my sisters boyfriend behind her back. Every time we get the opportunity we'll fuck. I don't know what to do. What him and my sister have is good. I don't want to ruin it for them.”

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“I give my girlfriend the middle finger all the time...she thinks i am kidding but i'm really not....”

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